Barton United chalked up a rugby score as they thrashed Bay Tree 20-0 in Division 1 of the Autotype UTV League.
Had this been a boxing match, it would have been stopped in the first round!
Liam O’Callaghan top-scored with five goals, Aaron Armstrong grabbed a hat-trick. Jelroy Constant, Julian McCalmon, Colin Ryan, Alex Fasoranti and Tom Heyday – one from 30 yards – all scored twice, with Tyrone Brackett and Darren Clare completing the rout.
AFC Cowley whacked Sutton Revolution 10-1, Joe Cook smashing a treble.
Dominic Bruno and Aaron Barrett both scored twice, while Riccar Bruno, Daniel Richmond and Daniel Barrett also hitting the net.
Kidlington Royals beat Standlake Garage 7-5 to avoid the drop, but sent down their opponents.
Lewis Coyle and Jamie Burns scored hat-tricks for the Royals, with Danny Wise adding the other.
Garage hit back with a double from Dan Bishop and others goals from Mike Duerden, Alan Rogers and Darren Light.
Kennington United confirmed the runners-up spot and promotion in Division 2 with a 7-1 home win over Didcot Casuals.
Jack Smith hit a treble, while there were also goals from John Mills, Andy McMahon and Neil McMahon.
Oxford FC finished the season on a high with a 6-0 home win over Sandman who are relegated.
Top-scorer Andrew Pantry hit a treble, with Cla-ude Ngoma (2) also on target.
Rutherford Lab secured their place in the division, John Hawkins firing a hat-trick in a 6-3 win at Research Machines.
Jon Watts, Dave Templeman and Andy Arnold were the other scorers, with former Rutherford striker Matty Lyford hitting a brace in reply. Adam Luck also netted.
Donnington need just a point in their final two games to confirm the Division 3A title after an 11-1 demolition of Black’s Head Bletchingdon.
The league’s top scorer Lee Spencer cracked another treble, including his 60th of the season. He was outdone, at least on this occasion, by Ian Smith who hit a four-timer.
Midfielder Ryan Coles (3) and Nathan Poyser completed the scoring for Oxford. Adam Wells grabbed Head’s goal.
Dan Oyston hit a treble for Mansfield Road to keep his side’s faint promotion hopes alive, in a 3-2 win at home to Iffley Harriers, who hit back through Andy Geare and Hanny Musa.
An Aaron Williams strike was enough to ensure a 1-0 win for AFC Jericho at Northway Boys & Girls.
Chalgove confirmed the Division 3B title in style, thrashing nine-man White Horse Abingdon 14-0.
Simon Godfrey smashed five, while Rob Cantwell hit four. Ricky Armstrong scored twice, and there were other strikes from Ben Axon, Danny Smith and Luke Hutt.
Cross Keys Wallingford need just a point from a home game with Hampstead Norreys to confirm the runners-up spot, after winning 3-2 at home to Abingdon Exiles.
Lewis Ryland (2) and Chris Greenaway netted for Norreys, with Exiles’ Matty Cook and Adam Cove replying.
Ridgeway Cup runners-up Punchbowl Pirates can still nick second spot after a 3-2 derby win at Abingdon Knights.
Luke McIntosh, Chris Wilkins and James Organ scored, with Mike James and Chris Stringer responding.
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