Good grief. Just when you think things can't get any worse, the government manages to soar to ever greater heights of lunacy.

Now, Gordon has made his mate Ted 'IRA' Kennedy a Sir. I can't quite see why, although I suspect it was something to do with the Northern Ireland 'Peace Process'. (Let one bunch of murderous psychopaths out of jail for promising not to slaughter any more innocents, and another lot of even more deranged pschopathic killers splinters off to carry on the killing. It's the Irish way.) Actually, the best thing he could have done for peace in Ireland would have been to take Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness for a spin in his motor one night. Who knows what might have happened?