Comedy Not Appropriate (confessions of a teacher) The Mill, Banbury Wednesday, October 24, 7.30pm Tickets: 01295 279002 Comedian, entertainer – and former schoolmaster – Kevin Precious has got a full house here and is about to reveal all in this hilarious evening, as he explores his former life in the classroom.

As the title suggests, parts are will be inappropriate, so the suggested viewing age is 16+.

fascinating aida: The cheap flights tour New Theatre, Oxford Thursday, October 18 Tickets: 0844 8713020 If you don’t laugh at Fascinating Aida’s latest song Down Wiv Da Kids, complete with crotch grabbing dance moves, then you’ve had a sense of humour lobotomy. As ‘on trend’ as ever, this cabaret singing trio will have you laughing all night with their hilarious songs.

Teen theatre yellow moon and the monster in the hall The North Wall Arts Centre, Summertown Friday, October 19 Tickets: 01865 319450 This double bill will tick all the boxes for teenagers and keep them on the edge of their seats with these two David Greig plays brought to you by The National Theatre of Scotland. Yellow Moon is a modern day Bonnie and Clyde tale about two teenagers on the run, while The Monster in the Hall is a musical comedy. Children cowboy baby The Theatre, Chipping Norton Saturday, October 20, 11.30am 01608 642350 It’s time for bed in the wild wild west. But Cowboy Baby ain’t tired. No sirree! This classic children’s book by Sue Heap has been beautifully adapted for the stage.

Day out bond: The marlborough assignment Blenheim Palace October Tickets: 01993 813874 All you Bond fanatics out there are in luck. Blenheim Palace has just unveiled its brand new James Bond team-building event – The Marlborough Assignment – to coincide with the new Bond film Skyfall.

The James Bond themed day out features code-breaking against the clock, a laser room, sniper shooting, a pistol draw and axe throwing, in teams. Expect action, a foreign-sounding villain, amazing backdrops and the odd Bond girl – this will make a great day out.