The burglar who broke into Denise Dance’s home and only took Teak the dog is either incredibly brave or incredibly stupid.

If you’ve not seen him, turn to page 5 and just look at this fine animal.

Despite his appearance, Teak is apparently a big softie – hardly as tough as Teak apparently.

That’s a pity because it’d be nice to think whoever took him was now missing a bit of flesh courtesy of a disgruntled dog.