When 16-year-old Taylor Lautner was cast as lovesick Jacob Black in the first Twilight film, media attention focused on Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart and their sizzling chemistry. Then Lautner gained 30 pounds in muscle to convincingly portray Jacob’s transformation into a snarling werewolf. Overnight, the young actor became a sex symbol and gained a following to rival his co-stars.

Lautner strikes out on his own in the action-packed thriller Abduction, in which he attempts to prove that he’s much more than a pretty face with washboard abs. Alas, he’s picked a dud.

John Singleton’s film boasts turbo-charged chases and fight sequences but Shawn Christensen’s script is littered with unintentionally hilarious interludes and some excruciating dialogue. The highlight is a toss-up between the gun-toting henchman who confides, “There’s a bomb in the oven”, and the chief villain, who snarls menacingly, “When I’m finished, you’ll be responsible for the deaths of everyone on Facebook.”

High school student Nathan Harper (Lautner) thinks he has the perfect life with caring parents Kevin (Jason Isaacs) and Mara (Maria Bello). Yet something is amiss. “I walk around like everyone else but inside I feel like a stranger in my own life,” Nathan tells his shrink, Dr Bennett (Sigourney Weaver), who twitches nervously at the camera, tipping us off that she knows more than she is letting on.

While researching a school project on missing children, Nathan discovers that he bears an uncanny resemblance to the age-modified image of a boy who went missing many years ago. “If this is real, then who are those people living in your house?” asks next-door neighbour Karen (Lily Collins), the object of Nathan’s affections.

Before Nathan has a chance to learn the truth from his parents, assassins slay Kevin and Mara and he goes on the run with Karen in tow, aided by best friend Gilly (Denzel Whitaker), who makes “the best fake IDs in Pennsylvania”. That should come in useful.

Then shadowy CIA Agent Burton (Alfred Molina) makes contact with Nathan and warns the teenager that he a pawn in a dastardly plot.

Abduction is utter nonsense from hormone-fuelled beginning to end. Lautner is naturally likeable and easy on the eye but there is nothing in the script to suggest his character has any emotional depth.

In What’s Your Number? Ally Darling (Anna Faris) reads a newspaper article, which suggests the average person has 10.5 partners in their lifetime and single women are doomed to spinsterhood if they reach 20 sexual partners without hearing a peal of wedding bells. Shocked to discover that a recent drunken fumble with her boss takes the notches on her bedpost to 20, Ally enlists the help of bed-hopping next-door neighbour Colin (Chris Evans) to re-evaluate the suitability of her old flames as partners. But could the man of Ally’s dreams be someone closer to home?

What’s Your Number? starts off poorly and the tumbleweed keeps rolling across the cinema as the leads attempt to milk laughs. Evans loses his shirt, his chief talent nowadays, while Faris humiliates herself during an encounter with beau Simon (Martin Freeman) by adopting a faux English accent that veers into Eastern Europe before settling close to the Swedish chef from Sesame Street. Sexual chemistry between Faris and Evans is inert, leaving us to wonder if Ally might be destined for the emotional scrapheap.