Sir – It is disappointing to see Keith Mitchell and Jean Fooks bickering in your letters pages, especially when their leaders Dave and Nick get on so well together, even to the extent of building an IKEA cabinet together. To show what friends they really are, maybe Keith and Jean could join together to build their very own IKEA cabinet, possibly charging spectators £10 for admission. I’m sure heavy ticket sales could be expected.

Chris Brewer Oxford