THE sheer imbelicity of people like Sean Keaney continues to amaze.

Why on earth would anyone feel it necessary to return to a bar where you have been turned away, armed with a knife, and stab a doorman?

Lee Donnelly was lucky his wound was not serious.

But that was good fortune for the moronic Keaney, who could have been facing a life sentence had his drunken stab hit any vital body part.