Prozac, tamagotchi and alcopops are among thousands of contemporary words and phrases contained in a the New Oxford Dictionary of English published today.
The dictionary is the first written from scratch by Oxford University Press in more than 70 years.
It reveals today's Britain to be a nation of people who want greater happiness for less effort.
Personal shoppers make our buying decisions, imagineers create our fantasies and sports bars save us wasting pub time on physical exercise. There is even a term for those that can't be bothered learning to type - hunt-and-peck.
The dictionary has been produced over six years by an army of wordsmiths based at the company's Clarendon Street offices in Oxford.
The mammoth task has involved redefining every word in the English language and its current meaning.
As well as including more than 2,000 new words, the dictionary also gives advice on surviving the minefield of political correctness.
Poetess or authoress are now considered sexist and patronising. Profoundly deaf should be used in place of deaf mute, disabled person instead of cripple and learning difficulties instead of mentally handicapped, the dictionary advises. The use of black and white or person of colour are, however, still acceptable.
The company's marketing director, David Swarbrick, said: "We included this because it was the kind of information that people wanted to know. We get many inquiries about it and it's one of the most complicated areas of usage. "What we try to do is analyse current usage as it is today."
The new dictionary has been produced using the latest computer technology.
Words and definitions have been compiled using written English culled from novels, reference books, magazines, newspapers and transcripts of the spoken word.
It contains 350,000 words but includes fewer meanings for individual words than previous dictionaries. TELL US YOUR FAVOURITE NEW WORD What do you think should have been included in the new edition - and why? E-mail us at: nqonews@nqo.com What it all means SOME of the new words and definitions contained in the dictionary:
alcopop - ready-mixed alcoholic soft drink
barn burner - very exciting event
Blairism - ideas and politics of Tony Blair
blended family - family incorporating children from various relationships
chop shop - place where stolen vehicles are dismantled
chump change - small insignificant amount of money
domestic - violent quarrel between family members
hippy-dippy - unconventional and foolishly idealistic
la-la land - unrealistic world epitomised by Hollywood/Los Angeles
lunch box - popular speak for male genitals
Millennium bug - coming to your computer soon?
mouse potato - computing equivalent of couch potato
phwoah - appreciation of the opposite sex by the inarticulate
road rage - by now a well-established motoring hazard
rusty dusty - black English slang for backside
saddo - inadequate person shock jock - deliberately offensive disc jockey
spin - give favourable emphasis to news story
spod - dull, over-studious person
stalk - harass or persecute with unwanted and obsessive attention
zero tolerance - strict application of the law in response to anti-social behaviour
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