IT’S no good you councillors, who keep shoving leaflets through my letterbox, trying to persuade me to vote for you at the local elections.

I don’t care what you promise you are going to do (and never, ever do), nor do I think much of you all slagging each other off.

If you want my vote, just pop round and slip me £100.

Who will be ringing my bell first?

CHRIS BOSWELL Williamson Way Rose Hill Oxford