I READ your story about the Kidington Pensioner trying to report his unfortunate burglary at Thames Valley Police headquarters in Kidlington (Oxford Mail, February 24).

Does Mr Hall go to British Gas HQ to report his dodgy boiler, or Ford HQ in Dagenham to report his noisy Escort’s exhaust, or to Osney Mead to report the non-delivery of his paper?

I’m just off to Brazil, to complain about some soft nuts.

C TARRANT, Freeland