I'm a local lad — and I suspect Chris Boswell (Oxford Mail, September 22) is, too.

I written many times of the lack of toilets in our fair city.

I'm afraid it is the drug and drink culture that has seen them close down. You could, in the old days, find toilets all over the city, but now they have gone.

But wait — there is a solution to this problem.

There is a secret, central location, where the toilets are squeaky clean.

If Mr Boswell is a true local, he should know that the Town Hall has the best facilities around.

Blast, I've given him too much info . . .

MICHAEL EVERETT Upper Road Kennington Oxford