Went to pick up Littl'un from nursery and was greeted by a toddler with a greased-back hair-do.
"That's different! - Has she been painting or something?" I asked her teacher.
"No, she came in this morning like that." she told me.
Turned out Himself had decided to improvise that morning to control the toddler's out of control barnet.
So out came the baby lotion
(Well, a lot of baby lotion)
And there he had it - a baby who looked like a cross between Danny Zuko and Gordon Gekko.