I read last week’s blog again today and it does read a little shall we say sombre. Reminded me of my dentist who was looking down in the mouth last time I saw her. Anyway I think we should make this weeks offering a little more up beat. Frankly I think I was still suffering from losing my skittles trophy.
Let’s start with some searching questions like how come we put a man on the moon before someone figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage, and why do people go up tall buildings and put money in telescopes to look at things on the ground. Hey, this is all good stuff; I hope you’re making notes.
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
OK… OK… I think that more than makes up for last week don’t you.
Now down to the serious am dram stuff. Whilst rehearsing last Monday I discovered the director, we’ll call her Kate, let it slip she reads my blogs. Well this means the readership is approaching double figures to my certain knowledge. It is indeed a responsibility I take very serious that all these folks are hanging on my words. My word yes.

So, rehearsals for our spring play are going very well and it’s time I fancy to let slip the details of how you can buy tickets for ‘Ladies’ Day’ by Amanda Whittington. Remember I mentioned before this is a comedy about a fish filleting foursome from Hull and their antics at the Royal Ascot Ladies Day the year it relocated to York.

Get the old diaries out now and scribble in the dates, April 24th, 25th and 26th at Kingston Bagpuize with Southmoor Village Hall at 7.30pm. Remember my earlier promise, if you want an evening of entertainment and laughter this is it.
Tickets are £7 each and are available from village shops or call 01865 820375.
I make no promises about not reminding you of these facts next week.