Health visitor came today.
Had planned to get up early and dust and hoover but overslept.
Apologised for stained dressing gown, fright wig and Johnny Depp mascara.
She assured me it was fine, but I could swear I saw her write 'slob' in her notes.

Don't believe it when Posh Spice says she wears her size O jeans home from the maternity ward.
Four days after giving birth I still looked like the "Before" woman on the Weight Watchers adverts and nine weeks on my stomach is still causing me concern.
It'll go, himself reassures me - but he doesn’t seem completely convinced.
Looking like Jabba the Hut is ok when you're pregnant, but still wearing my maternity clothes a week after the baby was born wasn’t really what I expected and some evil swine seems to have broken into my wardrobe while I was in the hospital and shrunk some of my favourite jeans.
Himself casually suggested showing me how to do some sit ups.
Didn't talk to him for an hour and he made his own dinner.