It is a moral imperative that we should all get behind Oxfam's latest campaign to end poverty in Africa.
I just don't think many of us realise the conditions that some people have to live in.
How must they feel, when they see other people having ostentatious, spendthrift lifestyles, and compare it with their own pitiful condition?
After all, were you aware, for example, that there are certain African dictators out there who don't have their own fleet of luxury Mercedes limousines?
And surely they have the right to have the latest Smeg refrigerators to store their opponents' heads in?
Let's all rally behind the cause - Mercedes Fleets for African Dictators Now! and do what we can to help. Good old Oxfam.