You're having us on, aren't you?
The Ministry of Defence has produced a report which suggests that flying saucers were spotted hovering over Oxfordshire between 1978 and 1987.
Nine spooky sightings were logged across the county - and according to some, that is a gross under-estimate.
Do we believe it?
Well, plenty of people seem to - some even make a hobby of tracking these strange objects which appear in our skies.
Frankly, we're a bit dubious.
We'll be convinced when the martians finally step on earth.
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