What a wonderful idea of the Archbishop of Canterbury!

What's all the fuss about? It's the best idea for years: 1 Chop thieves' hands off - they can't steal a third time 2 Rapists - can't re-offend 3 Murderers - execution 4 Ban alcohol 5 Legalise arranged marriages.

The results would be: 1 Crime wave would be reduced 2 Women would feel safer 3 More space in prisons 4 Stop binge drinking 5 Easier for men to get divorced.

The main benefit - life would be so tough no-one would want to come here and all the illegal immigrants would want to go home.

Utopia at last.

ROGER TUCKER Kingsway Drive Kidlington